BITCH: soemthing happened to my brain like years ago where everytime i see the word animal it plays in my head in the style of keshas cannibal
WHORE: fossa?
WHORE: HFHJSJNFHJDS
FUCK: LFNSHAHAGAHAGAHAA
ALFA: are you ok
BITCH: yeah keshas a lovely lady
ALFA: i don't know who she is
ALFA: but ok
ALFA: L
BITCH: istg i mention kesha like every month unless thats just me thinking about her
WHORE: GFDSXFGDGFDGFDS
ALFA: idk who this lady even is but are you ok
FUCK: what
BITCH: id be more concerned for u man im fine
FUCK: how do you not know who kesha is
FUCK: why do you know who no one is alfa it's so concerning
BITCH: shes going down shes yelling timber with mr worldwide and u dont even know her
BITCH: she SHE KESHA WAKES UP in the morning FEELING LIKE P DIDDY her FIRST KISS went a little LIKE THIS man
BITCH: and you dont even SHE IS A CANNIBAL SHELL EAAT YOU UP and you DONT EVEN sSHHHES GOING TO MAKE THE MOST of the night LIKE SHES gonna DIE YOUNG and YOU DONT even KNOW HER
WHORE: JJHDBNSHOUKJNJHFIKJDMSJKMF
FUCK: OH MY GOD
ALFA: wait that was kishe????? thought that was someone else
WHORE: alfa i thought i was raised under a rock but i
WHORE: know who kesha is
WHORE: HSDHJFHNSD
BITCH: WHAT THE FUCK IS A KISHE BITCH
FUCK: KISHE
WHORE: that reads like a 2012 tumblr fandom post im sorry'
ALFA: THAT FUKCKER
FUCK: kesha...
BITCH: 2021 2012 all the ssame to me
FUCK: hi WHORE
ALFA: i simply can't read
WHORE: IHFDJSHNFD
ALFA: but yeah no it's not concerning i din't know who sesha was
ALFA: kwsa
ALFA: kesa
WHORE: i know who kesha is but i dont know Who she is. like i dont care about famous ppl
FUCK: yes it WHA THR EFUCKSESHA
ALFA: but yehaha
ALFA: normal to not know people i know plenty of other people
FUCK: no you don't
FUCK: name one person you know
BITCH: yeah ./.... like morgan freeman and benedict cumberbatch... oh wait
BITCH: theres a famous guy called psy hes pretty underground idk if uve ever heard of him like hes pretty undiscovered pretty down low we like to keep him secret you know haha
WHORE: fukkinnn ik ppl like fukinn uhh
WHORE: NJKOIJDSN\
ALFA: i havent? :0
ALFA: whatshedo
BITCH: gusys im fuckigns losing it
ALFA: u said i'v prolly nevver heard of him
ALFA: why r u upset?
BITCH: alf hhave u ever heard of gangnam style
ALFA: oh yeaaah
ALFA: whatse gotta do with it
BITCH: IITS HHHIS SONG MAN
ALFA: OH
ALFA: OH
ALFA: L
BITCH: u remind me of my friend who didnt know who our prime minister was
WHORE: JDSJJFDSLJDFS
ALFA: 🤝 them bc i don't know either but this time it
ALFA: makes more sense